Ohhhhhhh well. I'm back from china. yeah. Like, well and truly back.
lols. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah. blah. okay. shall be naggy eh? :D say bout whole trip x.x
i'll miss the scenery and things thr. but i wont miss the toilets and food thr. LOL.
toilets are okay, but roadside ones are total CMI. food is okay, but i dun like some.
EVERY MEAL GOT CABBAGE. like wth o.o everymeal. yeah i mean it. EVERY. zzz.
damn stupid la. Zz nvm. hahaha. nagging time.
-early warning- dun read unless u're bored. it can put u to sleep :D
DAY ONE{tue 16dec
let's see. spent a long time at the airport cos they say the system got problem.
TSK. my dad's complaining about lousy T3. hahaha. den before that cab sibeh noob.
late by dunno how long! super wasted -.- clothes hell hot -.- everything noob lah. tsk.
anw sms-ed alot. hahahahahaaha. yeah. last day ma. sms alot also nvm.
crap alot with alot ppl until 3plus all go sleep den i rot at airport. lol. plane is 330++.
plane-ed to china. 4hour+ ride lol. slept abit. cos everything is dark outside -.-
Zzz. reached kunming. 10-15degrees. not cold. haahaha. went shopping i think.
super boring. ohya! i haven say. each tour group will have a tour leader&tour guide de ma.
our tour guide for kunming is some girl call XIAO SHAN. haha, yeah. and anw right.
tour guide changes everytime we go a new town one mah, but leader same for whole trip.
a good thing too. our leader is a guy call XIAO MA(small horse?), or so he wan us to call him.
Lol. hahaha. and he's hell cute :D REALLY. LOL. he's damn funnnnnnny. he got a nice face(x
LOL. yeah. den my dad said smth bout his face&everyone laughed. he damn embarassed.
LOL. shall say the face thingy later. haha. yeah. he's cute, i repeat. real cute F3
hahah, mad alrdy. ok. i haven say the tour ppl. there're only like 22ppl in my tour.
lols. shall describe them eh. my family makes up 4, so there're 18 more ppl. hmms.
a nice funny couple, a sucker&selfish old couple, a crap family of 4, a nice mother&son, and 8 arrogant baboons who are sort of relatives. tsk. yeah. that makes the whole tour ppl besides us.
LOL. ok la, dun so bad. others are ok. but the 8ppl suck. so arrogant and all D:
They rich, so wad! SHOW OFF leh! -.- act like they the most impt in the whole tour.
just becos they 8ppl make up majority of the tour _l_ TSK. ok dun so naggy. ok wait.
kunming. every place got diff language&ways to call the ppl. damn fun, yeah O:
women in KUNMING are called ah1-shi1-ma3(chinese of cos) and guys in KUNMING are called ah1-hei1-ge1(chinese). damn funny. lols. i rmb the ah-shi-ma as asthma :/ so easy rmb.
X: anw. u cannot call the girls XIAO JIE here u know! haha! they will angry leh!
xiao shan told us for example at restaurant, u call dem 'xiao jie, wo yao..' etc things right.
they pour the whole pot of tea on ur face! XD LOL. everyone laughed like hell. ahaha.
the hotel we stayed in, soso la. today nothing much. whole day shopping -.-
DAY TWO{wed 17dec
woke up early in the morning for some early programme before going DALI.
went some jurastic park(?). idk how spell. haha. kidding. it's almost jurastic park(?).
but it isn't. just like some dinotopia with lotsa dinosaurs statues, fossil stones etc. yeah.
not bad. haha. den went Dali. tour guide some guy call XIAO XU. lol yeah. den at Dali.
shopping again-.- den go watch some performances by 'shao shu ming zu'. yeah.
direct translation is minority different religion. lols. den go cangshan mountain.
hee. cable car-ed up thr. the elevation of singapore and china differs much. veryvery much.
that's why some ppl get gaoyuanfanying when go from a low elevation place to a high elevation place. vice versa, ppl get diyuanfanying when go from a high elevation place to a low elevation place. Lol. gaoyuanfanying more common lehs. yeap. so go cangshan mountain tad time.
most ppl get gaoyuanfanying. the elevation is 3000+ okay. but i didn't feel anything O:
it's snow-capped all year round! xD den on the way saw Erhai Lake. lol. yeah.
the view is really not bad. ahahah, yah. it's nice. admit it man. LOL. okay. language.
women in DALI are called jin1-hua1(like golden flower) and guys in DALI are called ah1-peng2.
yeap. thankyou in Dali language is nor2-way2-nee1 (i using pronunciation here).
byebye in Dali language is lei4-duo1-duo1. LOL. hahah. our tour ppl damn funny la.
the funny couple i sayin, the guy said to say 'no money' when saying thankyou. LOL.
nor-way-nee sounds like nomoney. Hahahah. den all learning new ways of communication ma.
the funny couple the guy ask if for young girls call jinhua, old women call LAOjinhua isit. ahaha.
everylaugh laughed, den xiao xu asked him back if we call LAOxiaojie in s'pore. haahaha.
DAY THREE{thurs 18dec
okay wait. go LI JIANG today. yeah. long journey leh. i forgot wad happen in morning.
but night go shopping. we walked with the familyoffour&funny couple&old couple.
den veh dark mah. NO LIGHTS LEH. we dunno walk until some dark alley! D:
den we got lost. LOL. damn funny. our LiJiang tour is some guy call XIAO PU.
bo bian call his surname cos his name too girl-ish, he said it himself. hahahaha.
he's called Pu Li Hong. call xiao li/xiao hong both doesn't fit. hahahahahahahahahhaah.
everyone laughed like !#$%^%$. den we lost tad time my dad was calling 'xiao hong! jie ke lah!'
cos a story he told us came true. damn funny. long story, lazy elaborate. haha.
skip to the hotel we living in LiJiang. THE BEST FOR THE WHOLE TOURRRRRRRRRR.
i can 100%+chop guarantee. lol. we living in a MANSION/VILLA leh! :D damn fucking cool ok!
this mansion got 4rooms. lol. second floor room1&2, third floor room3&4.
first floor kitchen living room etc. myfamily room1, the funny couple room2.
the old couple room3, xiao ma room4 :D Yeah. Hahahahah. not bad right. heh.
then of cos other ppl in other mansions/villas near us. yeah. haha. &guess wad.
second level is the only one with balcony xD our balcony still got the rocking chair.
u know. suspend in midair de :D hell cool right! haha. living room still got computer! (x
everyone's hell surprise when they see me online. LOL. but internet is slooooow.
but veh good alrdy! xD then the adults in front of tv crapping and beer-ing. LOL.
xiao ma damn funny lah (here i go again). my dad keep kajiao him&all. long story.
den everyone laugh while he look exasperate&my dad look triumphant. LOL. cool shit.
my dad likes to kajiao anyone. lmao. hahaha. he got labelled 'clown' by others. LOl.
zomg, i love this crazy mansion and every mad ppl livin here. WHEE :D HAHAH.
everyday got laughter de okay! TSK. language. women in LIJIANG are called pang4-jin1-mei4 and guys in LIJIANG are called pang4-jin1-ge1.
they like fat&feel tad fat is a good prosperity, so everyone wants to be fat here.
but all i see are skinny ppl leh. they must be damn upset. lol.
DAY FOUR{fri 19dec
Firstly, Happy 17th birthday, ELAINE! (: my stupid phone lah. I sms-ed her.
but dun think she received -.- i sms a lot ppl all say nv receive when i ask in msn.
the china prepaid card damn noobshit la. -.- Zzz. morning. long journey again.
go Jade Dragon Snow Mountain. yeah it's still in LIJIANG. between Tibet&yunnan peak thr.
den go watch the zhangyimou 'impression lijiang' thingy. 500actors leh! zomg.
it's hell touching i think. some ppl cry. eh. but i watchwatch i dun get the show X:
REALLY! D: The show damn messy ); Sheesh. dammit nia. i dun get anything.
Zzz. anyway. den go the suhe ancient town. Haha yeah. SHOPPING again. Zzz.
still stayin in mansion. hahaha. yeah. computer-ed again. tsk.
DAY FIVE{sat 20dec
today is hell tiring ): yeah. went Lugu Lake. 14ppl only. i like :D YAY-ness. LOL.
can sit in front. hahaha. cos the arrogant eight nv go. muahahaha. they insist on not going.
den they more ppl can, can bao the mansion. cos they 8 take one mansion -.- win liao lor.
we 4nia, dunwan go also cannot go. den tad crap familyoffour fault lah, insist on going.
say wad. wan complain to agency if nv go-.- cos alot ppl hear the journey veh hard&all.
all wan backout except them. if backout we can stay in LiJiang leh! mansion one more day leh.
or go shoppin or stay in shangri-la one more day or etc things la. last min changeofplan ma.
but they dunwan-.- idiots. poor xiao ma. cos he nid follow whoever going de. he dunwan de lor.
tsk. den actually ytd night we in living room sayin dunwan go de. den xiao ma damn indignant.
he kept sayin 'ni men bu qu jiu si ge ren er yi! qu leh. bu ran wo hui hen men de!'
den my dad say 'aiya. ben lai bu xiang qu de. bu guo zi chi wo men de xiao ma la. wo men qu lor. bu hui si. shun bian zi chi zi chi ta' :D den everyone start laughin. LOL.
he sayin in our mansion ma. den everyone take his lead (: all in our mansion de going.
so 8, plus the 4 who wan, alrdy 12. den the mother and son anything, so 14.
the arrogant 8 is die also dunwan go, so they din go lor. we 14 ppl go. hahaha.
xiao ma must've been super grateful to my dad! :D haha. damn funny. LOL.
den bus-ed to Lugu Lake. SEVEN HOURS BUS RIDE. wth nia -.- damn stupid can. zzz.
but no one can sleep somemore cos the road is hell DANGEROUS and SQUIGGLY.
all rocks and bend till like that. keep bump up and down. the funnycouple say free massage.
lol. really cannot sleep. wan sleep also cannot. zzz. but some slept la. lols. pro de. ahha.
den there soso la. BUT IT'S HELL COLD. between negative to 5deg can. Zzzz.
somemore no HEATER. piang. i whole night keep wake up every 2hours like wad xiao ma said.
he say new environment and all. somemore high elevation. will hard sleep. lol. quite true.
den the Moso people here got weird habit and all. the culture all veh diff. lazy elaborate.
DAY SIX{sun 21dec
Went explore The Moso Village. fyi, moso is a zhong zu also. lols. yeah. blahblah.
den bus-ed back to LiJiang. SEVEN HOURS too, -.- so after exploring and bus-ing.
one day gone. Zzz. super wasted la. stupid family of four. so din do anything.
went walk around. explore LiJiang the town etc. haha. the ROW of pubs damn noisy-.-
DAY SEVEN{mon 22dec
went Shangri-La todaaaaay. lols. yeah. long bus ride again D: four hours plus.
tsk. den reach there. den go see alot stuff. went some field. alot roadside shops mah.
den got one shooting den. damn funny. the funnycouple,xiao ma, myfamily.
all there. lols. my dad striked a super 'hero' posture with the bow&arrow. LOL.
when he shoot that time the arrow flew past the fence into the field. HAHAHAHA.
xiao ma teased my dad. den he shoot that time even more hilarious. hahah.
he made the driver take a photo of his posture at first. den he shoot.
den he shoot that time the arrow flew downwards and landed jus few cm from him. LOLOL.
everyone first few tries all lousy. so everyone keep tryin but no one bullseye. hahahaha.
anw. den we walk to the field. saw a horse tied to the fence, eating grass. yeah.
all stopped at the pavement and take photo. only xiao ma walk towards the horse.
den the horse pee-ed. LOL! HAHAHA. DAMN FUNNY. den xiao ma look super bewildered.
he turned to us and went 'ta xiao bian zai wo?!' we all roared. LOL. hahahah. retarded can!
the funnycouple was sayin it chose the right time to pee. hahahaha. den one guy ask xiao ma.
ask why he walk over. my dad called out 'he tryin see if it's a she-horse!' in chinese.
LOL. den i was like, 'xiao ma zao xiao ma. xiao ma xiao bian zai xiao ma.' hahahahah.
cos it's a small horse :P that time damn funny can. everyone was laughin like !#$%^$#
after that also nothing much. lols. no programmes liao. free time. haha. went back hotel.
den no programmes ma. den my dad become organiser. or rather is the funnycouple.
haha. so the funnycouple, the mother&son de son only, my family&xiao ma all go the hotel pub.
LOL. ahah. cool eh? lols. of cos, we go the box room, the eight of us :D hahaha.
obvious not stay outside la! so noisy. performances and all :/ so go box room. wah. not bad.
they drink beer me&mysis drink tea. ahahahah. damn funny. still got free popcorn. lols.
my lips pain leh, the weather too dry, but i still eat the popcorn. hell much somemore. lols.
they all sang. except me my sis and mum. den my mum go find ppl mah. den my sis go toilet.
my dad answer calls. the mother&son de son haven come. den that time right.
only left the funnycouple me and xiao ma. funnycouple talking. lol. no one singing.
den xiao ma keep push the microphone to me call me sing. he still say put eng song for me.
den i was like: i cant sing! LOL. yeah, seriously wad. damn funny. he keep makin me sing D:
but i didnt :D Whee. i keep insistin i cant. hahaha. my sis come back. he also call her sing.
den she also say she cant. he super disappointed. lol, yeah. he asked me for like 3times can -.-
i keep repeating i cant. lols. so in the end no one sing he sing lor. lol. canto songs leh o.o
so, yeah. it's kinda cool, all of them sing. lol. the mother&son de son can sing eng&canto&chi.
O: yeah. he's the only one who can sing eng song. lol. the funny couple is hokkien&canto&chi.
my dad hokkien&chi. xiao ma can canto&hokkien&chi. pro can, considered he's part china.
veh less china ppl can both conto&hokkien, that's wad my mum say. lol. yeah.
my dad&the funny couple sing till not bad. the mother&son de son eng song veh nice.
again, xiao ma sound most nice. LOL. everything him -.- my dad was complaining. hahaha.
he can sing dao lang song leh. like zomg. my dad&the funny couple tried and they no breath.
all ended up shouting and PAO YIN. only xiao ma can leh. like zomg. he's breath is good.
my dad say. lol. his voice sibeh nice, really. his canto and chi songs, is total w-o-w. esp canto.
can melt nia, the funny couple was saying. wah. sweat. LOL. and his 'jiu liang' super good.
u noe. ability to drink beer. haha. everyone was saying about it. yeah. at restaurant that time.
the driver 'jing' xiao ma one cup ma, wan pour for him. xiao ma hand out his BOWL can o.o
he use bowl drink the dunno wad wine. LOL. and because of their pro ability.
they dun get cold easily. LOL. yeah. his hometown negative thirtythree degrees before leh.
cos wine can do dunno wad. lol yeah. siao nia. that's why this neg 5 is nothing to him. lol.
hahaha. okay la. slept at like 12am+. lol. yeah. noisy pub. tsk.
my dad keep complain northeast ppl gt this good that good. LOL.
DAY EIGHT{tues 23dec
plane-ed back to kunming. hahaha. heng, no nid few hours bus ride-.- Zzz. yeah.
blahblah. went JIU XIANG. heh, yeah. since kunming again, we see XIAO SHAN again.
lol yeah. den got this girl call XIAO MAN or smth following. yeah.
she going record us or smth. den give free dvd of wad she record to us. lol.
yeah. so Jiu Xiang. went some talltall mountain. but we go in cave (x
it's quite okay. but test your climbing ability now. hoho. got 2000+ steps i think O:
yeah. went 3caves. Lol. everyone super tired. hahha. den blahblah. go see some showcase.
aiyah. this whole tour whole day go see the 'dang di tu chan'. u know, yeah.
each place different special mechandise. lols. yeah. blahblah.
and ohyeah i forgot. had FOOT MASSAGE :D Cool shit right. i know. but idiot shit also.
i din even get the foot massage D: all below 18 cannot. LOL. wad bullshit is that?!
sure fake one lor. whr got below 18 cannot footmassage de. zzz. so just soak in the dunno wad.
den adults massage me&my sis sit there stone -.- idiot. not fun. zzzz.
but xiao ma din get the massage also. he din even soak. sad right o.o
tour leaders so xin ku. ppl get de they all dunhave, or rather, no priviledge.
weird right. but they can tour the world for free, like this trip. he no nid pay anything.
all FOC. but of cos if u wan buy souvenirs etc is ur problem la. lol. yeah. COOL RIGHT.
maybe i wan also next time. lol kidding. haha. ok, a bit off topic.
DAY NINE{wed 24dec
got the dvd xiao man recorded for everyone. lol. den breakfast. went some walking street.
walkwalk. den go luoshiwan market. yea. hell crowded O: hhaha. mass shopping again.
tsk. whole day buy alot things. bought mp4. LOL. ass thing is, my sis also -.-
aiyah, dunwan say her la. got goat follow goat. TSK. okay. actually wanted iPod Nano.
kinda ex :/ and somemore not very essential lah.. so buy mp4 lor. -.- it's kind of cheap.
S$100+ nia O: den the arrogant 8 buy mp3, which is S$18+. How cool is that. hahaha.
all so cheap there right. and the brand not ulu kind. i don't think will easy spoil. LOL.
den went walkwalk again. all kinds of places. silk manufacturing there was boring.
yeah, hear the person nagnagnag. den the usual group of us go around walk, ignorin.
ahahah. den go some coffee&flower places. bought a lot as usual -.- Dots lehhhh.
but the cocoa coffee veh nice (: taste like chocolate leh. or sort of between milo&choco.
LOL. yeah. the coconut one taste nth like coffee, jus coconut :/ tskkkkk.
den blahblah. den drag like that alrdy night le. went airport. den xiao shan bid us farewell&all.
so inside airport is tour leader job to lead us le. hahaha. so xiao ma do everything. lol.
den got the feedback form of xiao ma's that everyone have to fill mah. hahah. damn funny.
my dad lazy tickticktick, den he was sayin to me 'eh, ni na qu tian.' LOL. so i took&stare at it.
den xiao ma was like, look, den 'wo de leh! ni hao hao tian ah! hen zhong yao de!'
den i was like: LOL. hahaha. den i tick all excellent. SEE I SO NICE RIGHT :D
but then the fill in comments de my dad fill in. haha. the funnycouple&xiaoma& mother&son.
all of them read wad my dad write and all kept laughin. LOL. damn cool actually. haha.
say about how nice xiaoma is and how asshole lugu lake is. LOL. no lah! he din write asshole.
he write 'kan ke'. u know, like tiring and all. haha. nag until one whole paragraph.
xiao ma was like 'zao gao le. wo de jing li yao tou tong le.' LOL. everyone laughed.
haha, okay blahblah. plane-ed to singapore lor. the plane is like 10pm++. yeah.
hahaha. couldn't sleep at first. cos super noisy. ppl sayin the dark sky ah. etcetc.
the arrogant 8 in front of me on the lights to do homework, one of the girl -.- so bright.
den my sis beside on light also to explore her mp4 -.- den xiao ma behind me.
he keep talking to the funnycouple beside him. wah. everywhere got activities going on.
cannot sleep. den later they off the lights. xiao ma&the funnycouple drifted off to sleep.
den i slept. LOL. hahahaha, yeah. for how long idk.
DAY TEN{thurs 25dec
MERRY CHRISTMAS! :D yeah. past twelve. but i still on the plane. lol.
tried sms-ing xmas wishes. but no avail. no area(or wadever isit call when u cant sms/call).
TSK! so sleep again. ahah. okay. den reach s'pore around 2+. whee. yeah.
den my dad go buy all those wad vodka whiskey etc those kind u know. ahaha. yeah.
at the shop. cos alot ppl call my mum&dad buy. sad only two passports. ahha.
cos me&my sis not of age -.- anw. cab-ed. reach home around 3am. slept around 4am.
den wake up around 2pm. LOL! HAHA. like owl leh. yeah. den use com. blahblah.
this christmas is kinda quiet. haha. yeah. and boring. i'm having 'di yuan fan ying' D:
u know. from high to low elevation the effect. idiot leh. my head damn dizzy and all.
having headache also -.- GAH. and having a cough thanks to my mum who passed it to me.
she whole 9days trip keep coughin. zzz. den now i also. GAH. BAH. wadever.
used com and all. lol. shall post pics another post. this post is hell long enough.
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