streamin options?!?!

sian. dunno wad to say. lol :/ normal day lor. yah. tsk.
morning, was LAME ): Zzz. went gate there be gate god, -_-
u know, MEN SHEN. blahhhh! and we only got ONE flyer each lah.
chicken backside. so is like, stoppin ppl& reading out to them when dey goin in gate -.-!
so DUMB i tell you. gah. dun wanna elaboooorate. Zzzs. den the announcement.
slighly better than tad time de. haha. i like the shoutin part. lol, i dunno why.
blahblah. went up class, got yearbook! O; early huh. usually for this year de is nx year get.
like last year de we this year den get o.o lol. yeah. was damn fascinated by the yearbook.
i dunno why. and lol. the cover is like BRIGHT orange O: ahahaa. damn cool ahs.
hm. yah. nothing much lor. got back the results, as in after combine and all.
suck lah. walao -.- my sci 's totally _l_ lah. backside! #)*&@*(&#@( -.- sian. damn pissed.
no hope le ah. dun think i'll get my choice anw.. yeah. tskkkk. bullshit.
sian. den break. damn short. den went for the crappo excursion. lol, some stupid museum.
was playin taidi on bus. tsk, yah. damn dots ah. the duno-who-th-hell-isit teacher siao one.
thinkin we pri sch kids or wad, she take attendance, wan our index number.
den i was like, say, den she went 'clever girl' for no reason?! ._. wapiang?
not like i said smth clever or wad. den she call kenneth 'good boy'.
and sharon 'good girl'. LOL, lame ah. kaiying still tot she parent volunteer. LOLLLLLLL!
kinda retardo eh? hmm. den stayed at the musuem hell long. kinda boring.
fuckedup with my phone. took so much NICE photos. in the end BLACKOUT!!
chicken backside. den ALL the photos gone, includin photos taken ever since i gt my phone.
_l_ fucktard -.- walao eh ): now the songs like cannot open like tad also. freeeak.
wad's rong with e66 la. tmd. -.- my dad still dunwan get me n95, tsk! e66 s laoya ka ):
he&my cousin still say e66 better, flatter lighter &all? lame ehs. blahblah.
at the museum was okay la, i like the lobby there the LIGHTS! :D so cool, LOL.
swing like hell, still got rhythm de (x like dragon like tad. LOL. yeah. hmms.
den stupid one la the hell-teacher. whole shout & kpkb. lmao leh -_-
'stop talking or u'll be in bad shape!' LOL. i immediately nudge sharon&do the bodyshape.
LOL. den she goin crazy with laughter. lol, lame lame. but ah. the hell-teacher seriously ah.
whole day there crapping nia. she damn kiasu also la. -.- get headphones tad time.
she looked damn fascinated and immediately put it on and start grinnin around.
-.-! boliao ass leh! TSK. the butterfly teacher also. LOL. lame nia they both.
nothing much lo. yeah. at the fashion living galleries saw some biantai vids. ZOMG.
wah lau eh, the pri sch kids still laugh like mad, there kip pressin&pressin.
den watchwatch, laugh and ran off. den run back enjoy again. walao eh.
even pri sch kids minds so corrupt. ahahahahahah. okaaaay. nothing much.
bus-ed bac, taidi as usual. den blahblah. went home. online. sian ah.
the streamin choices, i dunno wad to put! ohmyohmyohmy. jiu ming ahhh, chicken backside.
i wanna die alrdyz. -.- sian shit. end off ah. GAH.
Lol, look so.. different O: cool.

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