Horny+Lame.

hmms. sian ahs. okay, lets see. today. had band lor. yeah, tsk.
morning i reach like damnzxzx early, 720? yeah. den wait for the crazy assholes.
wait till 740 or smth-.- loser. den went up class. left textbooks thr.
ahahah. my sis fren txbks. LOL. den stayed in class played taidi a while.
like, whoops. until 750 le. LOL. and yeah, went band lor. tsk, thanks to band ah.
we missed out CIP hours -.- cos got the txbks collection outside sch. blahh.
den band, was okay lah. haha. retsel mil thingy was like, cool O: dunno true anot.
haha. mr tan is still as funny as ever. hmm, yah. and was crap ah.
the aircon veh cold at first. shiverin like shit. den later suddenly damn warm. -.-
blahblah. oh. and tad time tease yeenah for wantin go toilet, today my turn -.-
stupid ah, i REN for like dunno how long lah. its about 1hour oradyyyyyyy.
Gah. sian sian. den not bad ah, the songs played. lol. hmm, yah. den blahblah lor.
den aft tad, went eat with mich cindy shannen. hahah, opposite too full, so went central.
damn fucking funny shitzxzx la. walao eh, SO HORNY -.- everything's goin KUKU la.
mich there showin horny sms, shannen thr talkin in this, er, LAM SEK LOU/pervert way.
den cindy interpretin everything in this pervertic way. gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
i laugh till wan cry already. LOL. stomach damn pain lah, wapiang ehs! chicken.
den shannen still say can train diaphragm(wateva hw spell), den can PLAY better.
i heard the word PLAY i start laughin agn. den mich kip sayin find some PLACE&PLAY taidi.
walao eh! ._. den still saysay, den shannen still ask mich if wan do for $50 -.-
den cindy's sayin do for 50hours. WALAO EH, i nearly burst la. wapiang!
shannen still say wad, will catch fire cos lasttime ppl rub 2things tgt to create fire.
wtf. okay, lets stop. this is gettin out of hands. -.- den later we all pei shannen go hg mall.
she wan go library. lol. den stupid ah, cindy&shannen find books. den mich read the twilight.
which ky lend her. den stupid la, only me nothing to do. and crap mans, library no twilight.
i mean, no twilight saga-.- none at all. i go use the com find, only got RECORDINGS -.-
who would wan recordings of twilight la! i wan the book to read! zzzzz! chicken backside.
sian. went home. nth to do. ahha. totally sian-ed diao. yeah. msn also nothing much.
tried to do the ZAHARA riddles thingy just now. i had to kip askin forums!
or search googles for answer. omg, i suck at riddles. TSK. so gave up at level14. lol.
den was surfing forums etc jus now. saw this.
Lol, FUNNY! :D go act in the 2people speech here and there de show.
Redneck letter.
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though. Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
PS, I was going to send you some money but I already sealed the envelope.
damn retard ah. hahahah. it takes common sense to understand wad isit about (:
haha. cos its beating around the bush. LOL. sian ah. hahaha. another.
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Bubba

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Bubba
Lol, last one (:
An American is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless , starts a conversation.
Frenchman: 'You American folk eat the whole bread??'
American (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states.' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jelly with the bread??'
American: 'Of Course.'
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). 'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states.'
After a moment of silence, The American then asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?'
Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.
American: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'
American: 'We don't. In America , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .'

hahahs. kinda stupid plus retard ah! :D hahahahah. sian mahs.
there's still a lot more. lazy post. hahaha. end off.